
Ok, so I am on my way to the airport in Sao Paulo, Brazil in a car the hotel arranged for. First, if anyone has been to Sao Paulo then they know that this place has the worst traffic of any place in the world. I am not kidding either; this place beats Mexico City, London, Atlanta, L.A., or any other place I have ever been.
So back to the story. The Man who is driving me is swinging in and out of traffic like a mad man, but kindly, he is doing it very smoothly, as not to make me sick. We come along a highway that is moving pretty good and he says "we go there". As we approach the on-ramp there are cops that have the entrance blocked off. My driver heads for one of the barracades and yells something to a cop and flashes some type of badge and the cop lets us pass.
The driver pulls through the opening and gets on the highway and then proceeds to tell me that he flashed a Federal Police badge and told them that I was from "The International Criminal Police Organization", better known by its telegraphic address as Interpol, and that I needed to get to the airport.
For those not in the know, Interpol is an organization facilitating international police cooperation. It was founded in 1923 and is headquartered in Lyon, France. Interpol is the worlds fifth-largest international organization in terms of the number of member countries, after the Universal Postal Union, FIBA (the International Basketball Federation), the United Nations, and FIFA (football's international governing body). Interpol's current President and Secretary-General are, respectively, Jackie Selebi, National Commissioner of the South African Police Service, and Ronald Noble, formerly of the United States Treasury. Noble is the first non-European to hold the position of Secretary-General.
Again, back to the story.....The driver said he used to be in the Federal Police as a security instructor (at least I am with a pretty safe person, right...Or so you would think were it not for his driving...).
We then run into more traffic and he just pulls into the emergency lane and kicks it. We go like that for several miles passing the bumper to bumper traffic (think all lanes of I-285 stopped and you pull in to the emergency lane and gun it to like 70mph). Crazy, I tell you, Crazy.
The other crazy thing is that all the while you have vending carts on the side of the road with people darting across the road at any given time.
If I don't post again you will know why.....At least I now work for Interpol.
Just don't tell anyone.